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  • Writer's pictureJoanna Proffitt

Embracing the Quirky Characters of the Gym

Welcome to the land of clanging weights, treadmill warriors, and spandex superheroes—the gym, where it takes all kinds of kinds to make the fitness world go 'round. We've all heard the term "it takes all kinds of kinds" and this blog is inspired by one of our gym members, Paul Barry. Because it truly does take all kinds of kinds when you walk into a gym. As long as those "kinds" are not truly hurting themselves or someone else, let people be who they are.

From the serious gym rats who practically live in their protein shaker bottles to the accidental comedians who provide endless entertainment between sets, the gym is a treasure trove of diverse characters and quirky personalities. Plus, we all love the gym fails videos on YouTube!


There is no such thing as a judgement free zone so get over it, in fact you are right now making a judgement of whether to continue reading this blog or not. Judgement is defined as "the process of forming an opinion or evaluation by discerning and comparing" (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/judgment). What we do with our conclusions or the results of the judgement are what matter. So don't get on your high horse about judging people because we all make judgements every day involving people and things.


Fashionistas ..... Maybe?

Ah, the gym, where the fashion police take a permanent holiday and anything goes! Picture this: post-pandemic gym, a place where sweating meets socializing, or as some might say, a prime meat market. Were gym-goers always this bold or did the lockdown just unleash their inner fashionistas? Like seriously....I get it you are proud of your body but can't you be proud and wear actual clothing?



From neon spandex to mismatched socks, they proudly flaunt their unique sense of style, turning heads and raising eyebrows with each new ensemble. Who needs a personal trainer when you have a fashion critic to keep you motivated? Who knew the gym could provide such a spectacle?


Cardio Crusaders

Those valiant souls who brave the endless expanse of treadmills, ellipticals, and stationary bikes in search of the mythical "runner's high."



Armed with sweatbands, water bottles, and an unshakeable determination, they pound away at their chosen machines with the fervor of marathon runners, their eyes fixed on the distant horizon (or more likely, the TV screen above). Keep going!


Weightlifting Wizards

Masters of the iron realm who wield dumbbells and barbells with the finesse of medieval knights. With bulging biceps and steely resolve, they conquer gravity one rep at a time, their grunts and groans echoing through the weight room like battle cries.



Approach with caution, for disturbing their concentration may result in an unexpected demonstration of strength (or an impromptu lecture on proper form). True statement!! If you every meet my husband Mike he will share the many stories of crazy things going on in the gym, just remember those guys and gals that lift have a different view of the gym and in that view anger is a strong emotion that drives heavy lifting!


Stretching Gurus and Yoga Ninjas

But let us not forget the Unsung Heroes of the gym—the ones who quietly defy gravity and contort their bodies into impossible shapes in the corner of the room.

With serene expressions and zen-like focus, they flow through sun salutations and downward dogs, reminding us that flexibility is the key to physical and mental harmony. Namaste, my flexible friends. I don't get it and I won't pretend either but it still is shocking to see someone in a pretzel position!


Social Butterflies

Last but certainly not least, the charming individuals who see the gym as more than just a place to sweat—they see it as a social club, a networking event, and a chance to catch up on the latest gossip all rolled into one.

Armed with smartphones and smoothie cups, they flit from machine to machine, engaging in lively conversations and exchanging sweaty selfies like currency. Be social if that is you but just remember some of us do not use the gym to socialize and require you to stay 10ft away at all times.


All Kinds of Kinds

In the end, whether you're a Cardio Crusader, a Weightlifting Wizard, or something in between, the gym welcomes all kinds of kinds with open arms (and maybe a few sore muscles). We all share the same passion just showcasing that passion using different methods of exercise, so yes we all judge but in the judgement there is a simple understanding that we are all working out to our own beat!

So grab your water bottle, lace up your sneakers, and join the motley crew of fitness fanatics as we embark on another sweaty adventure in the pursuit of health, happiness, and the perfect selfie.


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